Killer of pests

It was a brilliant cover. The only profession that could drive freely, anywhere, without anybody questioning what was blatantly advertised on the side of the van.

Pest Controller
– All areas. Call to arrange interstate appointments.
– Fully licensed.
– All quotes honoured as is.
– First time, done right.
– Guaranteed results.

To people in the know, it reads like this:

Contract Killer
– Nationwide. Worldwide by negotiation.
– All weapons and techniques. Suicide? Holiday accident? Business hit? No problem.
– Make sure you’re absolutely certain you want the target erased. Once the contract is agreed upon, I go dark until the job is done.
– One time only. Once confirmation of contract completion is delivered, no further contact will be accepted.
– FIGJAM.

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